Friday, 22 April 2011

Skoda Jokes

Welcome to Skoda Jokes! On this website you will find the definitive source of the best skoda jokes around.

1. How do you double the price of a skoda?
Fill up the tank

2. Why do skodas have heated rear windscreens?
To keep your hands warm while your pushing it.

3. Have you got a wing mirror for a skoda?
Okay, seems like a fair swap

4. What do you call a skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket ?
A Dreamer

5. How do you double the value of a skoda?
Chuck a penny in it.

6. What do you call a Skoda with a sun roof ?
A skip

7. Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda .......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio! (If you understand this and your under 40 then you need to get out more)

8. What is the difference between being inside Katy Price's bra and being caught inside a Skoda?
You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda !

9. What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

10. How do you overtake a Skoda ?
Run

11. What is the difference between a school and a Skoda?
Schools breaks up and a Skoda breaks down

12. Why is a skoda and a baby similar?
They both never go anywhere without a rattle

13. Why did the skoda cross the road?
It was supposed to be going along it but the steering failed

14. What do you call a Skoda with a really long radio aerial?
A bumper car

15. What colour shall i get my skoda in?
It doesn't matter, it'll go brown through rust after a week

16. How do you make a policeman laugh?
Tell him your skoda just got nicked

17. I bought the top spec skoda, this one came with an engine.

18. Tom: 'I was gonna buy a passat but I bought a mondeo instead'
Harry: 'I was gonna buy a skoda but i bought a bike instead'

19. How do you make a skoda more sporty?
Wear adidas trainers while driving it.

20. Whats the difference between stress and a skoda?
Stress makes you have a mental breakdown.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Skoda! Simply clever!

Anonymous said...

best stuff read in years!!!! Skoda are such crappy cars, those jokes are actually real situations

Anonymous said...

Why does Skoda's Marketing department require strong, muscular men?

They are needed to push the product.

Anonymous said...

what do u call a convertable skoda?

a skip

muzammil said...

good collection of funny Fat jokes.

nazeur rahman said...


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Anonymous said...

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Joke Funny Joke said...

Good Skoda jokes, thanks.