Thursday, 14 February 2008

Our Disclaimer

For the benefit of skoda drivers we have to declare the following:
These jokes aren't to be taken seriously as if you are a skoda driver you have bought a very ... umm... practical car. These jokes represent the old skoda and by no way the new improved version of our favorite brand.

We also want to hear about your skoda. Take the opportunity to tell us how great your skoda is and then we can put it in the ever bigger skoda joke section.


lubomir said...

I own an old Skoda 120L. It is 31 years old and runs without problems ;)

Anonymous said...

gonna tell you a little story here, you decide wether its funny or totally heartbreaking?
i had a little subaru justy (a 4wd suzuki swift) enginge popped on the motorway, same night got offered a skoda octavia 1.9 tdi, beautiful car, lovely drive, a hell of a lot cheaper to run than the 1.3 justy (150 a yr to tax, 1700 to insure and about 20mpg((4wd!!)) compared to 110/1200 and 35+mpg)anyway, it got a little hot on the first day, checked, fan auto switch didnt work, got a new one, then while putting it in i locked keys inside, a 'friend' damaged the door to get keys on a hook and then dropped them under the seat!!!! smashed rear quarter light to get in (gutted, only had it a week!!) got that sorted the same day, well proud that i did it myself, only for some fucker to smash into the back of me 2 weeks later!!!! aaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh

Anonymous said...

Skoda jokes died 20 years ago, and even then weren't funny. Try using Vauxhall or Peugeot as a joke brand now - they are the ones finishing last in all the surveys.