Skoda Jokes- skoda crash

Hello skoda joke lovers!
I recently noticed that one of my personal favourite viral videos on youtube featured a skoda as the starring role. Now i dont know whether this makes the skoda look bad or teh skoda driver but all i know is it's one of the best skoda jokes out there. Worth pointing out the sexist thrust of the title isn't shared by this site.

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These jokes aren't to be taken seriously as if you are a skoda driver you have bought a very ... umm... practical car. These jokes represent the old skoda and by no way the new improved version of our favorite brand.

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