Top 20 Skoda Jokes

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1. How do you double the price of a skoda?
Fill up the tank

2. Why do skodas have heated rear windscreens?
To keep your hands warm while your pushing it.

3. Have you got a wing mirror for a skoda?
Okay, seems like a fair swap

4. What do you call a skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket ?
A Dreamer

5. How do you double the value of a skoda?
Chuck a penny in it.

6. What do you call a Skoda with a sun roof ?
A skip

7. Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda .......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio! (If you understand this and your under 40 then you need to get out more)

8. What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

9. How do you overtake a Skoda ?
Run

12. What is the difference between a school and a Skoda?
Schools breaks up and a Skoda breaks down

13. Why is a skoda and a baby similar?
Neither go anywhere without a rattle

14. Why did the skoda cross the road?
It was supposed to be going along it but the steering failed

15. What do you call a Skoda with a really long radio aerial?
A bumper car

16. What colour shall i get my skoda in?
It doesn't matter, it'll go brown through rust after a week

17. How do you make a policeman laugh?
Tell him your skoda just got nicked

18. I bought the top spec skoda, this one came with an engine.

19. Tom: 'I was gonna buy a passat but I bought a mondeo instead'
Harry: 'I was gonna buy a skoda but i bought a bike instead'

20. How do you make a skoda more sporty?
Wear adidas trainers while driving it.

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